Up early. I'm going to meditate in a bit. I am going to start posting some parodies of news stories Drudge Report style. I may get a free website to do this. Here is my first one:
UNEMPLOYMENT UNEXPECTEDLY RISES: WHITE HOUSE. Today's unemployment figures were "unexpected" says a white house spokesperson. "We just don't understand it, really", said the source. "I mean we've facilitated moving as many jobs out of the country as possible, borrowed trillions of dollars and taken over private industry as much as we can, but it just doesn't seem to be creating real jobs for people, we and the experts are baffled." When asked what other steps President Obama is looking at taking to get the economy back on track she said, "Well we're running the printing presses night and day and we're really looking at sending billions and billions more to the top people in the banking sector", they really have it rough", she quickly added. Asked for advice for the average American she had this to say, "We are working very hard, long hours to fix the mess they caused by having balances on their credit cards, car payments and other extravagances, like owning homes; just turn down the thermostat and eat less".
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